Another splendiferous day in the life of The Muffin

Okay so today started off pretty slow, mostly just sitting around and watching stuff on Stupid videos (www.stupid videos.com). Then the dad and I made a trip to the office, Costco, Home Depot, and some place on the west side to get parts for the washing machine. (Again).
Oh, I almost forgot we also picked up a pretty nifty swivel chair at the office which I am currently sitting in. It makes feel me so important, it's as if I could patronize some lowly person who resides in a box office, and say big important sounding things like: tax exemption, anomalous, and the accuracy of endnotes and bibliographic listings.
...Anyway! I think I'll go compose metaphors of commerce mechanisms and linear algorithms.

I desiderate you to procure a splendiferous zenith!