Private First Class Muffin and the battle of the hair

Supercuts HQ
1100 hours ...

I had traveled for many days, the only time I stopped to rest was at McDonald’s Fort to receive relief via Fruit N' Yogurt Parfait. I then mad haste toward Battlefield Supercuts, for the enemy was literally upon me. General Haircuttingperson greeted me when I arrived in the trenches. She told me that they were already overwhelmed by the enemy, and I would have to wait 20 days to receive assistance. Until then I would simply have to hold the hairline on my own...
Just when I thought all hope was lost the General returned and single handedly cut through the enemy. All that was left of the enemy in the end was severe cuteness... Victory at last