Worms, magnets, ipodless guy, and a dead parakeet... Just another day in the life of the Muffin.

Today, like all days, has been great.... okay maybe more like 95% great.

First, the bad news: Emo the blind parakeet has at last gone to that place in the sky full of millet, shiny things, and stuff to chew on... Poor Emo :(
(Although according to Katie, Emo must have committed suicide)...(if you didn't get that joke well... You must too old to understand) :P

Anyway...
I'll start off with the ride to school this morning: I sat next my friend Jeff and discussed our Spring Break. Then I noticed something strange... He didn't have his good friend Jeffpod with him! So I asked "Jeff where is your Ipod, did it die? Did you forget to charge the battery? Is it lost in the abyss of lost pods?" (At this point my Sarahpod discovered it was very sad and alone today... Poor Sarahpod) Then he pulled out a small velvet bag full of pointless yet very shiny magnets, and gave me two (He had picked them up on his vacation to warm and sunny St. George). He had left the Jeffpod behind to keep it safe from these dangerous weapons of mass Ipod destruction.

... Then I was off to Biology!(...after chatting with my "peeps" and quoting Napoleon Dynamite several times) We dissected worms, and discovered the wonders of these fascinating creatures that eat, poop, and make little worms for their entire insignificant lives.

The moral of the Blog is: Don’t name your bird Emo, worms are boring, and magnets (no matter how shiny and pointless) are a threat to all Podkind.

Have a great day everyone!