Mission Log of Private Muffin: Part II

Operation Recreation and merriment
6/6/06
1000
Boot Camp Headquarters...
All was well when I arrived at HQ...
Our superiors were preparing to leave to parts unknown. However, my comrades and I still had mission vital to all merriment. We enlisted the help of a local convoy (code name: Trax) to help us reach our destination. When we arrived civilians surrounded us. The Natives appeared friendly, but we weren't yet ready to risk making contact with them.
The street signs attempted to halt us from going any further. But They were no match for the intellect of our General Hall, (the older sister of Private Chandera Hall) who was located at Washington Mutual HQ. We gained our bearings and embarked for the Gallivan Plaza.
The Natives were performing a strange ritual of song and merriment at the GP. This was the first objective of our mission: Investigate local culture. After careful observation and surveying it was time to recover from incalculable days of labor.
General Hall guided us through the labyrinth in her transportation vehicle. It was time to go to Crown Burger... I thought we would find the hippie/democrat-King of this strange city there, but I did not. For there were no Kings at this Crown Burger location. However, there were plenty of burgers there. So I settled with a Chicken Salad and medium Sprite.
General Hall left us and we headed back to our convoy. Our final destination was the Gateway. We were awed by its immense size and multiplicity of business establishments. Then- it was time to depart, for our Generals had commanded us to return to base.
...mission complete?


4 Comments:
At 11:13 AM ,
Anonymous said...
Congratulations on a mission well done. Welcome home to our conquering hero.
At 7:42 AM ,
Dadoo said...
Part I????
At 8:06 PM ,
Susan said...
I would say that the mission was a success! Much recreation and merriment was accomplished... and dadoo, part one of the mission log of private muffin was written about the ward clean up day... last month.
At 8:01 PM ,
Dadoo said...
I stand corrected, Private Muffin's experience demands an promotion to First Class!
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