Mission Log of Private Muffin
Operation Ward Purification5/20/06
0800
9th Ward Headquarters...
I arrived unaccompanied at the Ward HQ without any enemy interference. My battalion and I assembled together and prepared for our campaign. We divided into groups and commenced our attacks.
Even I was appalled by the nefariousness of this abomination. Their numbers were unspeakable! Despite the astounding odds that were against us, Master Chief Terry Moss commanded us to hold the line...failure was not an option.
As the battle raged on, I was mortally wounded. One of the fiends had managed to puncture my finger! But I refused to surrender...The invaders were literally pulled up by their roots and disposed of.
Victory was ours...


2 Comments:
At 11:06 PM ,
Susan said...
he he... funny post and funny picture. I heard of your ward clean up woes and triumphs. Congratulations on a job well done!
At 3:16 PM ,
Anonymous said...
We have a few weeds, if you have any energy left.
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