The demise of the Muffin

So I guess I'll start with my own terrible demise, at the corrupt hands of the Chairman. So today I entered the State following the proper code of conduct to the letter. I sat down and looked over an underground newspaper on my desk. (it must have been smuggled in before school had started) The Chairman walked in with the usual fanfare. He then proceeded with yelling at us about how these newspapers will not be tolerated, it's a disgrace to the State, whoever did it will be punished, blah, bla, blah... Then three former party members stood up and accused me of the crime! I defended myself the best I could and gathered witnesses to my side but it was no use. So the state police forced me out of the room. (they were about a foot taller than me so there was little that could be done to resist) So via gas chamber, firing squad, watching Baptists at our barbecue 5 times in a row, being tossed into a pit of rabid socks, and other horrors I was executed. So now since I'm "dead" none of my classmates are allowed to acknowledge my existence. So it's off the the media center with me. Oh well, according to my sources Chairman will soon follow in the footsteps of the dictators before him.

Speaking of things dying, my confuser was slaughtered by an evil virus (It's the boys' fault, they're the ones who invited it in for milk and cookies! >_<) So after many hours Dadoo slew the beast at the cost of my data. Now I'm working on replacing all that was lost... meh...

Well, TTFN!