I'm workin' at Arrrrbys

I just got back from one intense job interview. I spent many hours answering questions like: What is the quadratic formula? What does "oven fresh" mean to you? Do you hug your Mit at least twice a day? ... At last the manager said the words: You start on Wednesday, 10-4. Then a swarm of people came into the prestigious eating establishment, cheering for my amazing 1337 pr0ffe$$10n41 $ki11z. Among them were Keifer Sutherland, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, the Muffin Man, Matthew Fox, and many other lesser fans of the Muffin

Another mission complete...