2 days! AAAHHHHH! I'll never make it!

Aaron comes home in 2 days! Crazy huh?
I'm sure my amazingly wonderful family is excited too. ;)

How have I been trying to pass the time to avoid exploding with excitement? Working! Nothing like shoveling curly fries and taking peoples money to pass the time... actually, that's pretty boring but I usually pretend it isn't or I would explode with boredom. At least I get to spend the slower moments socializing with my peers. If not for awesomely fun (and patient) co-workers I would start looking for another job right now... oh and the 50% employee discount helps too... and it helps fix my newest addiction of the amazingly yummy creamsicle shakes. (this has to be the greatest shake ever! It's like the fruit in Lehi's dream... you don't want to be a laman or lemuel do you?) ;)

Hmmm what else have I been doing? I guess I've been attempting to clean, but things seem to fall apart the day after I perfect it. Being lazy is just too much fun I guess... (sorry the mom! I'm working on it!)


Anyway, I'm off to find another way to prevent my own spontaneous combustion.

TTFN!

Preparations for the battle with boredom

I Private First Class Muffin have been making several preparations for our trip across the wilderness, to the "happiest" place on earth. I've been "borrowing" movies and Seinfeld episodes like crazy the past couple days, and cramming them into little SarahPod. However, I still have 15 gigs left, which is enough for approximately 30 average length movies. More than enough to be entertained for days.
Muffins list of things so far:
-Most of season 6 of Seinfeld
-The first half of Lost: Season 2
-Narnia
-Serenity
-What about Bob (for once something not "borrowed" hehe)
-Star Wars ep. 3 (in progress)

As you can see Mr. Bittorrent still has a lot of work to do. If any of my wonderful family has a special request, place a comment now.

Things you can do to help Muffin fulfill your request:
-Find a good Torrent
(good Torrents have quite a few seeds, and outnumber the leechers)
- the more unusual the request the less likely you are to find it. Stick with well-known things
-Preferably in Ipod format
-I can convert hi-def stuff but it takes longer... much longer. ;)

Have fun!

Yes, more Myst propaganda

I have such a wonderful family, a very intelligent good-at-puzzle-solving family... Now only if they would play with poor little Muffin...

Not much to say...

My blog looks very sad an neglected, and I don't have much to say sooo...

How many DRCL's does it take to change a lightbulb?

"first we have to have a POLL to decide which method of voting to decide which poll is valid pertaining to which type of website will be allowed to host the poll which allows us to vote. Then we have to validate the poll to select the voting method to identify the light bulb changer(s) and have the prospective light bulb changers post their thoughts, ambitions, reasons for application and family recipes for discussion, dissemination, dissolution and ultimate distraction. THEN and only then can we vote on voting about voting to change the lightbulb. I hope I have cleared this up for you.

Simple, really......?"


Only in Uru could this make any sense whatsoever ...Now only if my family were nearly as excited about this game as I am. *sniffle*

I'm workin' at Arrrrbys

I just got back from one intense job interview. I spent many hours answering questions like: What is the quadratic formula? What does "oven fresh" mean to you? Do you hug your Mit at least twice a day? ... At last the manager said the words: You start on Wednesday, 10-4. Then a swarm of people came into the prestigious eating establishment, cheering for my amazing 1337 pr0ffe$$10n41 $ki11z. Among them were Keifer Sutherland, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, the Muffin Man, Matthew Fox, and many other lesser fans of the Muffin

Another mission complete...

Mission Log of Private Muffin: Part II

Operation Recreation and merriment
6/6/06
1000
Boot Camp Headquarters...






All was well when I arrived at HQ...
Our superiors were preparing to leave to parts unknown. However, my comrades and I still had mission vital to all merriment. We enlisted the help of a local convoy (code name: Trax) to help us reach our destination. When we arrived civilians surrounded us. The Natives appeared friendly, but we weren't yet ready to risk making contact with them.

The street signs attempted to halt us from going any further. But They were no match for the intellect of our General Hall, (the older sister of Private Chandera Hall) who was located at Washington Mutual HQ. We gained our bearings and embarked for the Gallivan Plaza.

The Natives were performing a strange ritual of song and merriment at the GP. This was the first objective of our mission: Investigate local culture. After careful observation and surveying it was time to recover from incalculable days of labor.

General Hall guided us through the labyrinth in her transportation vehicle. It was time to go to Crown Burger... I thought we would find the hippie/democrat-King of this strange city there, but I did not. For there were no Kings at this Crown Burger location. However, there were plenty of burgers there. So I settled with a Chicken Salad and medium Sprite.

General Hall left us and we headed back to our convoy. Our final destination was the Gateway. We were awed by its immense size and multiplicity of business establishments. Then- it was time to depart, for our Generals had commanded us to return to base.

...mission complete?

Whooooo It's almost over!!!!1!!111shiftoneoneone

School is almost over, yaaayyyyyy!
(next week doesn't count, I'll be sluffing most of the time anyway)

So, what have I been up to? Nothing! Isn’t it great?
Well, I'm off to play with Emma. (The coolest niece ever)

TTFN!